Hmm…

Resistance – This has to be the tune of \'09

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Welcome, to inanity, er, I mean insanity…

Well I don’t like you and you may or may not like me, depending on whether you have a criminal record. But the fact remains that you are here, and I have you trapped in my sticky web of poison.

So, whassup?

 

Me? I am a male, and you can call me 404-name not found (404 for short) I live in a Western city in Europe, and it is pretty damn fine, but it can get weird. I have various interests, most of them involving your mum, and I live a fulfilling and happy live, in between bouts of anxiety, depression, paranoia, insanity, swine flu and hypochondria.  To explain how insane I am, I shall treat you to this, my latest project and fruit of my labours of the last  ten minutes (it has been a boring day.):

Today's doodle.

Today's doodle.

So, what is shouting in the dark?

 

Well I am a writer, and I like to write short stories. “Big whoop”  I hear you thinking (yeah I can hear you thinking). Well yeah it is a big whoop, because I am pretty  damn good at it too. So I will be posting little titbits of stories, and if you like them then I will pull you in. I like everything, from spaceships to vampires (except Twilight, I hate it with a passion) and that isn’t all, I will be writing about anything I damn well please, usually accompanied with a little doodle from my pen.

 

I will review the books, movies, and TV things I have seen read and slept through recently, and will even tell the odd joke. I will spin wild tales and less wild ones, and maybe you will get to know me along the way.

 

So, are you sitting comfortably?